You Might Be A Z3 Owner If...

	You sleep with your car
	Your spouse has never driven your car
	You swerve to avoid grass clippings
	You won't go to events that have unpaved parking lots
	You drive 6400 miles for a t-shirt and ding removal
	Your friends ask where to send the get well cards when it's in the shop
	You drive 6400 Miles, just so you can take a Sunday drive in some different mountains, and on the way back you take a little detour... The Rockies
	You make 12 trips to the grocery store, purchasing one item each time
	The Weather Channel tells you which car to drive
	Taking her top down arouses you more than when your wife does the same
	Anything less than synthetic oil and premium high-test gas, is only for the lawnmower
	Following semi's and SUVs any closer than a quarter mile is a cardinal sin
	You peek in the garage at 3:00 am to ensure it's ok.
	You go to the next station because this one's gas octane rating is too low
	The only place on the internet you check every day is Z3 Message Board
	You led 26 cars to a homecoming in SC
	You show your significant other this and they agree with it all
	You throw yourself on top of your car in a hail storm
	Your idea of packing for a long trip is a pair of jeans and a shirt
	You think the difference between 1.9 and 2.8 = 2 and 2.8 and 3.2 = 5000
	You forgot what a blind spot is
	You don't feel right if your hair isn't whipping around when you drive and your hair dryer is getting really lonely
	You think the commute to and from work is fun
	If a cop asks if you know why he pulled you over and your answer involves multiple choice
	You spend more for shampoo for the car than for your hair
	There are more care products in the garage than in your bathroom
	You keep the vacuum cleaner in the garage
	People ask how the baby is and you tell them you just bought him new tires
	You get a Christmas card from Zymol
	Your answer to "Did you drive it today"? is "It looked like rain"
	You've owned your car for 13 months and still don't know where the wiper switch is
	You can talk your husband into that too expensive camera and software by smiling seductively and whispering "Honey- we can take pictures of your CAR. . ."
	People think your spouses name is Dinan
	You and your husband wear matching shirts which also match the color of your car...
	You spend $200+ to have a 52 1/2-in. picture of the homecoming framed and you can't even see your car...
	You have the ramp to your driveway repaved so that you can safely pull your car in without risking scraping the bumpers...
	You go on a drive with friends midwinter in the N.E. with the top-down, bundled up with heat on...
	You learn html for the sole purpose of posting pictures of your car on the internet...
	You win a beautiful, expensive luggage rack at homecoming, but it's still sitting in the box cause you don't want to put holes in your baby...
	You never get tired of reading about stereo upgrades on the Message Board...
	You get a Dinan cold air intake because it is there and what the hell- Dang, I want one
	You have considered charging your neighbors admission when you open your garage door
	Your Windows pattern says Z3Z3Z3... and surrounds a picture of your car, or the group photo from the last Reunion
	You put up a bird feeder in your neighbor's yard
	You have (800) 535-2002 as #1 on your speed dial
	Your car is a daily driver and you still look for excuses to get behind the wheel
	You move 9' X 12' carpet from house to garage
	You get depressed because you found another Paint chip
	You feel joy because what you thought was a paint chip is only a dead bug/bit of mud.
	Newspaper on the garage floor is for your drool
	You attend more driving school events than your kid's school events
	There are more photos of your car than your family members
	For family outings, its just easier to take two cars than try to cram everyone into that SUV.
	There's more mileage on your car than your spouse
	Doing chores and errands for your spouse is no big deal (if it means driving someplace)
	You have more sets of shoes for the car than for your kid
	Your car gets a bath twice as often as your kid
	At lunchtime, everyone packs into a sedan and you ALWAYS drive also, mostly alone
	You wash your car more than your laundry
	From behind, you think your ///M looks better than your significant other
	Borla is a part of your everyday vocabulary.
	The Griot's Garage catalog replaces the Victoria's Secret catalog in your bathroom.
	You describe colors using z3 terminology: "The sky is a nice Atlanta Blue today" "S.O: Which sweater should I wear? You: How 'bout the Boston green.."
	There is more hair trapped in your windscreen than in your shower drain
	During an "intimate moment" you scream your Z's name instead of your partner's.